Why don’t you have a snazzy flash intro?
Because every time I visit a website with a snazzy flash intro, it takes too long to load and I just wish they would get to the point already. I do like snazzy flash cartoons and games however.
Why did you do a website for just one book, instead of an author website?
Brown is a pretty darn common last name. I am pretty sure that ShannonBrown.com is taken and not by me. Plus I am not that interesting.
I’ve never heard of Delacourte Indiana, and I can’t find on a map. Where is it exactly?
Delacourte exists in the hearts and minds of young children the world over. Just close your eyes and dream and let your spirit soar, your soul knows where to find it, listen to your dreams they’re saying: believe in yourself and go 3 exits past Monroeville.
What’s your obsession with Blublocker Sunglasses anyway?
I don’t know, they just crack me up. Some guy used to sell them on the Golden State freeway offramp near my Grandpa’s house right under the billboard in Spanish. Anything sold next to an offramp is cool on some warped level.
Do people really frequently ask you these questions?
Ummm yeah sure all the time. I can’t walk down the street without people trying to buy a copy of my book. (I wish.)
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